Subject: The Flat-Earth Society website . . . . 
Date: Fri, 07 Sep 2001 21:09:56 -0500

Dave,

I spend a lot of free time at work "surfing" the internet for
interesting websites. I just wanted to let you know, I have never,
ever, encountered such an entertaining URL. I realize that much of the
site cannot be directly attributed to you, but I was unable to locate
any other contact information. This site is absolutely ridiculous. You
and your friends must be suffering from some kind of prolonged, severe
form of dementia. Your claims, logic, and reasoning are absolutely
childish. You are all fucking idiots (but suprisingly humorous). I site
examples below that seem to support my claims of your insanity:

- either "green skinned women" or Nazis live below the flat earth
- Idaho doesn't exist
- neither does North Dakota

These 3 points prove empirically prove that you are insane and/or
associated with insane people. Sorry to ramble, but I am absolutely
shocked that sane, even remotely rational human beings could believe
one iota of your bullshit.  You deny the existance of gravity even
though hundreds of years of proof exists contrary to your arguements.
The earth is flat? How the fuck do planes fly around the world moron?
How the fuck do ships sail around the earth? How do eclipses happen?
Finally, please respond to this. I would love to hear your insane
arguments and hopefully you'll even counter and explain my contentions
in this email. I look forward to hearing from you you fucking psycho.