Harry Potter - a review by Dave Fischer
For this review, I am testing a new artificial intelligence system that will one day replace me, and all movie reviewers everywhere. In terms of speed, efficiency, accuracy, and above all, objectivity (the main concern of this movie review site), computers clearly outperform humans.
The Movie Review Expert System is still under development, and its reviews must be considered experimental for the time being. I'm sure everyone will acknowledge the potential that is clearly here, and see the core analytical response through the occasional error generated by the systems's NLP engine.
But enough from me - the review that follows is the completely unedited results from the AI system:
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Dumb dumb stupid dumb. Kill.
(The Movie Review Expert System was developed at the Center for Computational Aesthetics, with a grant from the National Science Foundation. It is developed and runs on a Symbolics 3600 Lisp Machine.)