THREAT LEVEL FOUR
These are enemy plans that focus on America's unbridled spirit of individualism and strength. Our greatest strength lies in our national tradition of sun-burnt, leather-clad, strong, sweaty men straddling horses.
We know it. They know it. We must defend it. Our traditional way of life is more important that life itself. What kind of society can we pass on to our children, if we allow our cultural heritage to be attacked and diluted by foreign influences?
Citizens should be alert, but continue to go about their normal daily spending activities.